Humorous Wedding Speech
I took out my cell phone calmly and, “This is Sabastian Durham. I have a few questions for you. Do I own your company? Did your people have a task to do for me? Why do I have to wait for someone to take away the mess they had made before I can go to my room? Do you think I should take it upon myself to have trash removed? Oh, it’s company policy and yet I own the company! Are you hard of hearing? The hotel suite is mine, you idiot and the trash I’m about to throw-out is you and your entire board of directors. I believe I should be heading to my room in the next ten minutes. I’m so happy we had this little conversation. I know the rest of the hotel’s furniture will arrive in the next few days. I only need my accommodation done for now. Oh, your people are cleaning up the mess as we
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She finally understood what I was saying and now looked like a child who knew she had made a mistake and had no other choice but to acknowledge the bottom warming she had earned. “Come with me to my suite so we can finish what is between the two of us once and for all. I have several bottles of bourbon expecting my visit and some Chili Cheese Fries I’m curious about. Oh, and I had this room prepared so we can have a place where no one will know where we can work on the businesses we had started on our own. Just leave what you wish to do with the companies or the decisions that you wish me to agree or argue with you on their disposal or equably divide them so each of us will own them separately. Any way you look at it, this too will come to an end as soon as possible. Now, get up and come with me,” I snarled, coldly and turned to the owner. “Please have what I had ordered delivered to my suite. Also inform my chef to prepare the caviar for Ms. Hansen the way she likes it.” “But, Sir,” the owner choked. “That is Lora’s name so she might as well get used to it,” I said, evenly and stepped
She finally understood what I was saying and now looked like a child who knew she had made a mistake and had no other choice but to acknowledge the bottom warming she had earned. “Come with me to my suite so we can finish what is between the two of us once and for all. I have several bottles of bourbon expecting my visit and some Chili Cheese Fries I’m curious about. Oh, and I had this room prepared so we can have a place where no one will know where we can work on the businesses we had started on our own. Just leave what you wish to do with the companies or the decisions that you wish me to agree or argue with you on their disposal or equably divide them so each of us will own them separately. Any way you look at it, this too will come to an end as soon as possible. Now, get up and come with me,” I snarled, coldly and turned to the owner. “Please have what I had ordered delivered to my suite. Also inform my chef to prepare the caviar for Ms. Hansen the way she likes it.” “But, Sir,” the owner choked. “That is Lora’s name so she might as well get used to it,” I said, evenly and stepped