How To Make Pineapple Pizza Persuasive Essay
Pineapple on pizza is an abomination
Pizza comes in many shapes, sizes, flavors, and forms most of these are good if not great. One type of pizza however is unacceptable. this should be banned. Hawaiian/Pineapple pizza is disgusting. When you get pineapple pizza you have to eat all of it at once because if you try to save it for a midnight snack or for lunch the next day the juiciness of the pineapple makes the cheese wet and the crust soggy. with soggy crust and wet cheese even the best pizzas become hard to swallow or even enjoy.
Putting wet cheese and soggy crust aside there is still a major issue the flavors are clashing and unsettling. People don't eat bread and oranges or crackers and strawberries so why would it be a good idea to put …show more content…
ham on pizza is simply an annoyance if you want to take it off you have to dig down into the cheese because it always finds a way to sink down to the sauce. The ham is sometimes called canadian bacon. WRONG it's HAM.
So let's say you took off the pineapple and ham now what you have left is a simple cheese pizza now there is nothing wrong with good ole cheese pizza except pineapple juice is like cigarette smoke on a shag carpet it never goes away once the pineapple is on the pizza the flavor sticks and doesn't leave no matter how much parmesan cheese you use to mask the flavor it will always be there.
Next time you go to a party look at the pizza and watch which pizza is eaten most and what pizza is eaten least. The majority of the time pepperoni pizza will be gone first and the pineapple pizza will be eaten last.
If you want to enjoy pizza properly just act like a human being and order a pepperoni and olive pizza. If you want to be shunned and labeled a “creature” then go ahead and order a pineapple pizza and eat it in a corner and be sad because you are a sad excuse for a human
Pizza comes in many shapes, sizes, flavors, and forms most of these are good if not great. One type of pizza however is unacceptable. this should be banned. Hawaiian/Pineapple pizza is disgusting. When you get pineapple pizza you have to eat all of it at once because if you try to save it for a midnight snack or for lunch the next day the juiciness of the pineapple makes the cheese wet and the crust soggy. with soggy crust and wet cheese even the best pizzas become hard to swallow or even enjoy.
Putting wet cheese and soggy crust aside there is still a major issue the flavors are clashing and unsettling. People don't eat bread and oranges or crackers and strawberries so why would it be a good idea to put …show more content…
ham on pizza is simply an annoyance if you want to take it off you have to dig down into the cheese because it always finds a way to sink down to the sauce. The ham is sometimes called canadian bacon. WRONG it's HAM.
So let's say you took off the pineapple and ham now what you have left is a simple cheese pizza now there is nothing wrong with good ole cheese pizza except pineapple juice is like cigarette smoke on a shag carpet it never goes away once the pineapple is on the pizza the flavor sticks and doesn't leave no matter how much parmesan cheese you use to mask the flavor it will always be there.
Next time you go to a party look at the pizza and watch which pizza is eaten most and what pizza is eaten least. The majority of the time pepperoni pizza will be gone first and the pineapple pizza will be eaten last.
If you want to enjoy pizza properly just act like a human being and order a pepperoni and olive pizza. If you want to be shunned and labeled a “creature” then go ahead and order a pineapple pizza and eat it in a corner and be sad because you are a sad excuse for a human