To the informed reader‚ it is known that the Onion is a news website in which satirical articles are written about local and national events‚ however‚ this satire can sometimes be missed due to the nature of the article and its presentation of information. Due to how the article is written in the fashion of an actual news article it creates the appearance of actual news and could be seen as such if the satire is missed. With the articles use of quotations and the appearance of fact it gives the tone
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Urbina Post Harvesting Onion Basic Storage & Handling Tips for Dry Bulb Onions: Always handle onions with care. Do not drop onions as this often causes bruising and internal decay. Bagged or boxed onions should be stored at least one foot away from walls and other pallets to allow proper air movement. Keep stacks of bags or boxes at five feet or less. Store onions in a cool‚ dry‚ well-ventilated area. Maintain storage temperature of 45-55°F. Do not wrap onions in plastic or store in plastic
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SKIN • Largest and heaviest organ of the body; accounts for about 15% of the total body weight • Also called as cutaneous membrane • Skin contains two layers‚ the epidermis and the dermis. • The hypodermis is the layer underneath the skin. FUNCTIONS • Skin is a protective covering that prevents harmful substances from entering the body. • It helps regulate body temperature and water loss. • It houses sensory receptors and contains immune system cells. • It synthesizes chemicals and excretes
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MONOLOGUE FOR AN ONION: AN ANALYSIS Cutting an onion breaks cells in its skin causing a reaction that results to the formation of volatile sulfur compound which‚ when mixed with tears coating our eyes‚ becomes sulfuric acid. This triggers the tear ducts to produce more tears to alleviate the imbalance in acidity the irritant has caused; the longer the eyes are exposed to the acid the greater the quantity of tears produced. Sue Kwock Kim uses this certain property of an onion to tackle a specific
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Many may believe the skin is the most obsolete organ that humans have‚ but that is far from the truth. Scientists‚ just recently‚ have come to the conclusion that human skin is equipped with the strongest‚ most convoluted defense system that the body can produce. To the naked eye‚ the surface of the skin may seem like a calm‚ untouched wasteland scattered with grass-like follicles‚ but‚ magnified‚ it is a battle zone of the body’s defenses fending off unwanted‚ invading bacteria (Metaphor). With
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Layers of the skin The skin is an ever-changing organ that contains many specialized cells and structures. The skin functions as a protective barrier that interfaces with a sometimes-hostile environment. It is also very involved in maintaining the proper temperature for the body to function well. It gathers sensory information from the environment‚ and plays an active role in the immune system protecting us from disease. Understanding how the skin can function in these many ways starts with understanding
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Skin to Skin contact following Cesarean Birth Definition Skin to skin contact (SSC) or kangaroo care is defined as‚ “the placement of the diaper clad neonate on the bare chest of the mother‚ upright‚ prone‚ and between her breasts.” (Frederick) Presentation of the Topic Description and Background of the Topic There are many advantages associated with skin to skin contact provided soon after birth‚ such as maintaining the newborn’s thermoregulation and blood glucose levels‚ decreases the risk of
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| |INTEGUMENTARY SYSTEM - SKIN IS IN! | Integumentary? That’s a big word to describe something as simple as our skin. First‚ the skin is not all that simple. Second‚ integumentary systems are the parts in humans that include the basic types of skin‚ hair‚ fingernails‚ oil‚ and sweat glands. They are found in integument layers called the epidermis (top)‚ dermis
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With the use of criticism‚ this press release is used to satirize how advertisement is degrading to Americans‚ and to mock the ordeal methods used by marketers to sell products to consumers as absurd. By using obvious fictional fads‚ and somewhat surprisingly effective persuasive writing skills‚ this article is humorous and completely irrelevant. However with the correct use of persuasive writing techniques‚ mixed with irrelevant‚ and unrealistic factual information the authors create a humorous
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When one wakes up in the morning with bad breath‚ do they rinse with mouthwash and say "it’s never been fresher?" The Onion is a website dedicated to writing about controversial topics with a twist of humor. One article in particular‚ "Girl Moved to Tears By ’Of Mice and Men’ Cliff Notes‚" preaches out about losing the meaning through all the shortcuts that younger generations seek. The youthful Grace Weaver was gripped by the retelling of the George Steinbeck classic‚ feeling this emotional connection
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