The Lady
Boomerang- The Essence of Sex
Board Members in Board Room- Strange’ smells a perfume
Strange: (Smells Perfume) I hate it
Board Member (Lloyd) : But this fragrance tested very well.
Strange’: I said I wanted the essence of sex!
Jacqueline: Yes
Board Member (Lloyd): Well I think this is it
Strange: You would, but let me show you what I’m talking about (Takes of thong)
Board Member 2: Unbelievable!
(Holds thong up to board members face)
Strange’: (Rubs thong in man’s face) this is the essence of sex! Voila!!! (Laughs indistinctively)
(Lloyd storms out of the room angrily)
Strange’: Please! You make me feel ridiculous
(Strange starts speaking French)
Strange’: And you, where have you been you?
Marcus: I had to go…
(Strange cuts off Marcus)
Strange’- Oh Shut up! Look at this! This is ridiculous. (Throws thong) Why are my concepts being ignored? (Gets in Jacqueline’s face) I am not a fool! I know what the people want. They want to be shocked, and they want to be stunned, and they want to be jolted! (Shows her ass to Lloyd) (Lloyd turns head is dismay) So I’ve prepared a list of names for the fragrance. (Reaches over table [hair slaps Marcus in face] to grab tablet with list of fragrance names) “Wet Spot”. No Sorry. I crossed out that one. “Love puss”, “Pig Puke”, “After Birth”
Marcus: After what?
Strange’: After…..(Pause) Birth
Marcus: I’m sorry I thought you said “bath”.
Strange’ It’s English. (Starts to spell out) B-I-R-T-H. Birth.
Marcus: I was just making a distinction between “birth” or “bath”.
Board Member: Birth, Birth! Whoo!!! (Claps hands together and holds them to his face)
Strange’: Thank you Darling. Don’t make fun of me okay? (Hits Marcus with tablet) My English is not so good. Steel Vagina. You understand that one!
Marcus: Yea!
Board Member: (slowly grabs face) “Steel Vagina”… Marvelous
Strange’: What do you think?
Jacqueline: (Scratches Throat) I…
Marcus:
Board Members in Board Room- Strange’ smells a perfume
Strange: (Smells Perfume) I hate it
Board Member (Lloyd) : But this fragrance tested very well.
Strange’: I said I wanted the essence of sex!
Jacqueline: Yes
Board Member (Lloyd): Well I think this is it
Strange: You would, but let me show you what I’m talking about (Takes of thong)
Board Member 2: Unbelievable!
(Holds thong up to board members face)
Strange’: (Rubs thong in man’s face) this is the essence of sex! Voila!!! (Laughs indistinctively)
(Lloyd storms out of the room angrily)
Strange’: Please! You make me feel ridiculous
(Strange starts speaking French)
Strange’: And you, where have you been you?
Marcus: I had to go…
(Strange cuts off Marcus)
Strange’- Oh Shut up! Look at this! This is ridiculous. (Throws thong) Why are my concepts being ignored? (Gets in Jacqueline’s face) I am not a fool! I know what the people want. They want to be shocked, and they want to be stunned, and they want to be jolted! (Shows her ass to Lloyd) (Lloyd turns head is dismay) So I’ve prepared a list of names for the fragrance. (Reaches over table [hair slaps Marcus in face] to grab tablet with list of fragrance names) “Wet Spot”. No Sorry. I crossed out that one. “Love puss”, “Pig Puke”, “After Birth”
Marcus: After what?
Strange’: After…..(Pause) Birth
Marcus: I’m sorry I thought you said “bath”.
Strange’ It’s English. (Starts to spell out) B-I-R-T-H. Birth.
Marcus: I was just making a distinction between “birth” or “bath”.
Board Member: Birth, Birth! Whoo!!! (Claps hands together and holds them to his face)
Strange’: Thank you Darling. Don’t make fun of me okay? (Hits Marcus with tablet) My English is not so good. Steel Vagina. You understand that one!
Marcus: Yea!
Board Member: (slowly grabs face) “Steel Vagina”… Marvelous
Strange’: What do you think?
Jacqueline: (Scratches Throat) I…
Marcus: