satire essay
Due to government budget cuts schools were told not to teach multiplication. “We have looked at cutting other things but this saved us the most money out of all we looked at.” chief of budgeting in Washington D.C. said. This is said to save over 7 billon dollars in the budget a year. Do you believe it?
Some schools are complaining that we need to cut something else, but you see this saves the most money and what ever can save the most money the government is going to cut that. “Multiplication is a vital part of our math ciriculum if we don’t have multiplication we cannot properly train students for college and their future jobs. Therefore, the governments cut are making The United States stupid.” Said a teacher from phoenix are schools. Some of the students we asked to do simple multiplication said that 2 times 2 = 5 the students are already losing the knowledge they have learned in prior years. The government hopes the 7 billon they save can put a dent into the national debt which in fact is a lie. Our national debt is over 16 trillon dollars a mere 7 billon is nothing. That won’t even put a miniscule dent in it. ‘The cut is a joke we need to save the money yes but we still need multiplication in classrooms.” Detroit area schools princpal said. Even if we saved te 7 billon in a hundred years the debt still would be there. The government hopes cutting multiplication will help the feds save billons. but in fact this will not happen. The government will have to cut a lot more then just this if they hope to save billons of
Some schools are complaining that we need to cut something else, but you see this saves the most money and what ever can save the most money the government is going to cut that. “Multiplication is a vital part of our math ciriculum if we don’t have multiplication we cannot properly train students for college and their future jobs. Therefore, the governments cut are making The United States stupid.” Said a teacher from phoenix are schools. Some of the students we asked to do simple multiplication said that 2 times 2 = 5 the students are already losing the knowledge they have learned in prior years. The government hopes the 7 billon they save can put a dent into the national debt which in fact is a lie. Our national debt is over 16 trillon dollars a mere 7 billon is nothing. That won’t even put a miniscule dent in it. ‘The cut is a joke we need to save the money yes but we still need multiplication in classrooms.” Detroit area schools princpal said. Even if we saved te 7 billon in a hundred years the debt still would be there. The government hopes cutting multiplication will help the feds save billons. but in fact this will not happen. The government will have to cut a lot more then just this if they hope to save billons of