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Humorous Wedding Speech
I’ve been thinking for the past few minutes on how to wish you a happy birthday, how to say in words how much you mean to me, and how I hope that you stay happy all the rest of your days every day, just like you are today ( I hope) .how I hope that you have many more days filled with joy and happiness so here it goes.

There is not only a blood connection between you and me. There is also a lifetime friendship that we have. There’s also the relation between a patient and a shrink. :P. Hahaha. I know. I’m funny. So back to writing. Umm.. thank you for being there for me all these years. Thank you for being the most wonderful sister like ..ever. I will be always thankful to god for giving me the best sister any one can get. Though I hope

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