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Humorous Wedding Speech For A Groom's Trial
Good evening honorable judge, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, and others. I am quite sure that there has to be a propositus misunderstanding, do I look like someone who would commit murder? Even if I did, which I assure you I did not, I would not be here, standing in front of all of these people pleading to all of them that I am not guilty, for a murder I did not commit? No. I would be in the church, praying and apologiziAng for all my sins that I have committed. I say truthfully that I did kick her out of my house, but I will not be blamed, nor will I take the blame for the killing of the young lady and her child. If I kept her in my house, I may have gotten in trouble which would have ruined my spotless reputation, which is unacceptable. If I were to let that disgrace of a girl live in my home I would have gotten caught, and in trouble. This….. girl who is unmarried and was about to have a …show more content…
I pray to him every night and sometimes even in the morning. I had explained to him all about the situation was part of, and I was asking him what I should do. Even though he didn't respond I knew what the right thing to do was. If God wanted to, if he thought it was the right thing to do, he would have saved her. But he didn't. He did not spare her life because it was wrong. God punished her for doing wrong, and she deserved it. It says in the Bible all who commit sins must be punished, I guess her punishment came sooner than later I am happy it's rather sooner than later before the child is born so just be put to death soon after and have a short life of Harbor and disappointment. With little food Little Shelter only their mother, who would be busy running work or trying to get with a man that she just wanted for money to help take care of the child. But she could not take care of herself, or the child because she was unmarried and unwilling to do anything
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