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More animal jokes and funny riddles for you. We have managed to compile a further bunch of puns and animal jokes that will have kids of all ages rolling with laughter. Check them out and let them make your day. Enjoy!

Q: Identify the difference between a train and a teacher.
A: While the teacher says, “no chewing,” the other constantly says, “choo-choo".

Q: What do you call an animal trainer who sticks his right arm down inside animal’s throats?
A: A lefty.

Q: What will happen if you don’t compensate the exorcist?
A: Simply that you will get repossessed.

Q: What is the kind of test that is normally given to prisoners?
A: A con-test.

Q: Why are elephants banned on beaches?
A: Simply because, they don’t keep their trunks up.

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A: (Hide and Seek) or better known as Peek-a-BOO.

Q: What is a short, sunburnt, outlaw cowboy, riding a horse called?
A: Little, Red, Riding-Hood.

Q: Why are bearded men better than men without beards?
A: “FUR lots of reasons”

Q: What was the favorite song of the octopus couple?
A: The one from Beatles – I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!

Q: Why are the potatoes always considered as a need?
A: Because, they always hang out with the “dips” at parties.

Q: Where does the brontosaurus go during summer?
A: To the “dino-shore”

Q: Why is a room full of married couples considered empty?
A: Because, there is not a “single person” in there.

Q: Why did the grizzly remove its shoes while entering the restaurant?
A: Because it said, enter with “bare (bear) feet”

Q: What did one dagger say to the other?
A: "You are looking sharp today”.

Q: What happened when the ice cream cone and Jesse James got into a fight?
A: The ice cream cone got licked.

Q: How did the cowboy blow his top?
A: He simply put a whistle in his ten-gallon hat.

Q: What is a sick Jesse James known as?
A: A sick shooter.

Q: What is the cross between a tyrannosaurus and an

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