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| | | | THE PACKAGE | | | (10m) by cinderella | | English (39985 Views)
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"THE PACKAGE" by Cindy K. Mackey
Copyright © Cindy Mackey, 2010.
Cast of Characters:
Terry..............Manager of "Mail Etcetera" (peppy personality)
Jon.........Businessman in his forties. (dark and somewhat gloomy)
Tina....................Employee of "Mail Etcetera"
INT. PACKAGING STORE - AFTERNOON
A man (Terry)in his thirties is behind the counter watching Spongebob on a laptop. Above the counter, a banner reads: “Mail Etcetera Grand Opening” (big letters) America's fastest growing franchise” (small letters).
Terry laughs.
A woman come in from the back
room(Tina).
TINA
I'm going on break. You want anything?
He laughs at the show.
TERRY
This is my favorite episode! I just love slide whistles...
Tina rolls her eyes and exits.
Terry laughs again at the show.
A man (Jon) wearing business clothes
walks in. He is breathing heavily, his
hair is a mess. He looks paranoid.
Terry frantically turns off the
DVD—causing papers to go flying and he
slips and falls. His face quickly appears above the
counter.
TERRY
May I help you?
JON
Yeah. (beat) I need to get something out of the country.
TERRY
Of course! (pointing to the banner above his head) See the sign? MAIL Etcetera! That's what we do! We mail things...and, you know, etcetera!
JON
Wonderful. Can you get it off today?
TERRY
(looking at watch and hesitating) Uh...of course! Of course! No problem!
JON
You sure? It's almost five...
TERRY
Five o'clock? (chuckles) Our day is just beginning! You see, sir, WE at Mail Etcetera are on the move 24 hours a day, 365 days a year! We deliver any time, any where! Satisfaction guarantee!
JON
(to self) Any time, anywhere...
TERRY
Satisfaction guaranteed!
| | | | THE PACKAGE | | | (10m) by cinderella | | English (39985 Views)
Entertainment
"THE PACKAGE" by Cindy K. Mackey
Copyright © Cindy Mackey, 2010.
Cast of Characters:
Terry..............Manager of "Mail Etcetera" (peppy personality)
Jon.........Businessman in his forties. (dark and somewhat gloomy)
Tina....................Employee of "Mail Etcetera"
INT. PACKAGING STORE - AFTERNOON
A man (Terry)in his thirties is behind the counter watching Spongebob on a laptop. Above the counter, a banner reads: “Mail Etcetera Grand Opening” (big letters) America's fastest growing franchise” (small letters).
Terry laughs.
A woman come in from the back
room(Tina).
TINA
I'm going on break. You want anything?
He laughs at the show.
TERRY
This is my favorite episode! I just love slide whistles...
Tina rolls her eyes and exits.
Terry laughs again at the show.
A man (Jon) wearing business clothes
walks in. He is breathing heavily, his
hair is a mess. He looks paranoid.
Terry frantically turns off the
DVD—causing papers to go flying and he
slips and falls. His face quickly appears above the
counter.
TERRY
May I help you?
JON
Yeah. (beat) I need to get something out of the country.
TERRY
Of course! (pointing to the banner above his head) See the sign? MAIL Etcetera! That's what we do! We mail things...and, you know, etcetera!
JON
Wonderful. Can you get it off today?
TERRY
(looking at watch and hesitating) Uh...of course! Of course! No problem!
JON
You sure? It's almost five...
TERRY
Five o'clock? (chuckles) Our day is just beginning! You see, sir, WE at Mail Etcetera are on the move 24 hours a day, 365 days a year! We deliver any time, any where! Satisfaction guarantee!
JON
(to self) Any time, anywhere...
TERRY
Satisfaction guaranteed!