Satire On Global Warming
WARNING! Life as we know it will cease to exist in about 10-15 years. Costal areas will flood, the air will be tainted with carbon dioxide, all volcanoes will erupt, and mountains will slide into oceans. We are to blame for this terrible disaster, humans have created global warming!
You can minimally increase the amount of time we have by taking drastic measures that will inconvenience our day to day routine which we are so dearly accustomed to. I know that many of you are unconvinced that humans are the cause of this global climate change. But the evidence presented to us in An Inconvenient Truth is undeniable. Our former vice president Al Gore has tried to warn us about our doom and the time to act upon it is now!
How could you truly be so selfish to think that the large reduction in convinence and comfort isn’t worth it? Even when there is a tiny possibility …show more content…
They say that the Earth warms and cools in a cyclical fashion, going to and fro through periods of warming, then cooling, then warming again. Some say that increased activity of the Sun is responsible.
Don’t believe the propaganda of the Fear Mongers who only wish to profit from scaring you and feeding you platitudes that everything is OK. Don’t believe the doomsday profiteers that just want to use reassurances of security and safety to boost the bottom line for their corporate shareholders. Annihilation is imminent, and none of us will
You can minimally increase the amount of time we have by taking drastic measures that will inconvenience our day to day routine which we are so dearly accustomed to. I know that many of you are unconvinced that humans are the cause of this global climate change. But the evidence presented to us in An Inconvenient Truth is undeniable. Our former vice president Al Gore has tried to warn us about our doom and the time to act upon it is now!
How could you truly be so selfish to think that the large reduction in convinence and comfort isn’t worth it? Even when there is a tiny possibility …show more content…
They say that the Earth warms and cools in a cyclical fashion, going to and fro through periods of warming, then cooling, then warming again. Some say that increased activity of the Sun is responsible.
Don’t believe the propaganda of the Fear Mongers who only wish to profit from scaring you and feeding you platitudes that everything is OK. Don’t believe the doomsday profiteers that just want to use reassurances of security and safety to boost the bottom line for their corporate shareholders. Annihilation is imminent, and none of us will