Romeo: She speaks! Here’s my chance. Just do it. What if she doesn’t like me? Juliet: Oh Romeo! I don’t care if you’re a Montague. Forget about your father and change your name. If you won’t, just swear that you will love me.
Romeo: [Aside] Should I keep listening, or should I speak up. It is very creepy of me to be here listening to her. …show more content…
You are Romeo and not a Montague. Changing a name for something does not make it change itself.
Romeo: Oh Juliet. Call me anything you want but love me for me.
Juliet: AHH! What are you doing here, you creep?! Who are you??
Romeo: I can’t say because I hate it. It is your enemy.
Juliet: Are you Romeo, the Montague? You could be put in jail if security finds you here.
Romeo: They can’t stop me from loving you.
Juliet: I rather not see you get caught.
Romeo: You not loving me is far worse than me getting caught.
Juliet: I think I’m in love with you but do you love me too? Am I too easy to win?
Romeo: Oh I swear by the lord of memes.
Juliet: Don’t swear by the lord of memes. Memes don’t last very long. Don’t swear at all. I don’t feel like making this official right now. Goodnight <3.
Romeo: How could you leave me so unsatisfied? I want to hear how much you love me.
Juliet: I love you more than dank memes.
I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye.
I love you more than Joe Biden loves Obama.
Oh no I think my nanny is calling me. Stay here.
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