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Paranoia Journey
Before embarking on this journey, please note a few things first and foremost the survival skills are geared toward the inevitable zombie apocalypse, but should serve you just fine on your survival journey. First things first, Paranoia is only paranoia when you are not prepared.
Little Johnny feared a thunder and lightning storm during his camping trip because he was “paranoid” he brought his rubber rain coat and rubber rain boots, his brother Fred laughed and did not come prepared. Can you guess where this story is going? That’s right! Lightening from the storm bounced off Johnny’s rubber rain coat and Fred was Fried. Moral of the story: Fear is not
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But I am assuming you can bring a few certain items, or even somehow obtain them at some point. If possible, bring or obtain the two magical items of the survival realm. One Duct tape (the silver gives it extra miracle) and Two Dental Floss.
These two items alone can prove to be essentials for survival and can be used hundreds of ways. Together they are the dream team of survival. Here in this small procedural guide to survival, we will discuss on how to use these to miracle items to make shelter. Let’s get back to the “Being prepared vs. being paranoid” part of survival. There you are stranded on the Island stranded alone with no one around besides your competitors, camera men, and the entire production crew of the show. (Terrifying I know.) On this Island, it begins to rain as most Islands do from time to time. The other teens begin to search for trees and caves to take shelter, but you are prepared and maybe slightly “paranoid”. You have the sense to stay away from trees in the event of lighting striking causing the tree to fall and squash competitors 3-6, and you have seen way too make survival horror movies to know that you were not the first to think of a cave and animals (perhaps carnivorous ones) probably had the same

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