Mcdonalds Hoist: An Analysis Of Mcdonald's Heist
Mcdonalds Heist
By:Jose
“Gee Jesus it’s a hot day a perfect day to rob a plane,” I said with my black hair ,plaid shirt ,and jeans.
“Ja Juan great day.” Jesus with his XXL green plaid shirt on.
Soon after, we drive in our crusty old brown van into the back of the airport. Then I take a great chelfie. ,and it was an amazing it was perfect it showed my butt perfectly. Anyway we find a plane wich a big sign on it. I don’t know what it said though.Then, we come in with gour fake plastic knives.
Then this old white man with white hair and a big tummy in a suit exclaims, “Stop what you doing here you darn Mexicans.”
“ I don’t know about dou dou old man I’m robbing dour plane duh. I’m going to rob dour plane to cross the border,” I answered him. …show more content…
I will not call the police right, darn here ,or deport you if you rob or blow up them darn mcd’s burgers”
“Why would you want gus to ju jat.” I asked
“Obviously because I work for Chick-fil-a. Can’t you guys read that sign.
“Ja” I answered him “Sounds like a good deal Jesus.” Obviously I know how to read. I just didn’t see the sign.
“Ja” Jesus said
The plane ride was really long .Rhe seats were real gice the dwere jet black and leather ,and ga walls gwere painted sky blue wich a nice bathroom with ga tub ,but the plane would make a funny noise it almost sounded like as though a chicken were being killed. The plane squealed and squealed. Jesus was acting weird he was shaking back and forth it was kind of funny. His belly would shake every time his back would hit the seat. His poop brown hair that was combed to the side would bounce to ,also H]his belly and his hair would bounce at the exact same time. The old white man was drinking this brownish drink that came from the elegant bar in a long curvy bottle that was making him act weird. I wonder that is.
I asked the Old white man, “Where are gwe …show more content…
Ge finally arrived with a huge thud and the plane started shaking and I fell to hit my head right on the soft brown carpet.
“Ha you igiet dou hit gour head.”
“SHUT UP JESUS YOU WANT TO FIGHT!” I told him.
“‘Let’s calm down you darn Mexicans I told you that I am a happy man very happy mans.” the old man said as he hit the floor.
“Gat was weird Jesus.”
“Ga we should probably go outside and drag the old man.”
“Ga good idea jesus”
As I start to grab his head and drag him outside, he start to wake up all drunk. Once he started to get sober ,he got us two car I got a nice blue lambo and Jesus got a red
By:Jose
“Gee Jesus it’s a hot day a perfect day to rob a plane,” I said with my black hair ,plaid shirt ,and jeans.
“Ja Juan great day.” Jesus with his XXL green plaid shirt on.
Soon after, we drive in our crusty old brown van into the back of the airport. Then I take a great chelfie. ,and it was an amazing it was perfect it showed my butt perfectly. Anyway we find a plane wich a big sign on it. I don’t know what it said though.Then, we come in with gour fake plastic knives.
Then this old white man with white hair and a big tummy in a suit exclaims, “Stop what you doing here you darn Mexicans.”
“ I don’t know about dou dou old man I’m robbing dour plane duh. I’m going to rob dour plane to cross the border,” I answered him. …show more content…
I will not call the police right, darn here ,or deport you if you rob or blow up them darn mcd’s burgers”
“Why would you want gus to ju jat.” I asked
“Obviously because I work for Chick-fil-a. Can’t you guys read that sign.
“Ja” I answered him “Sounds like a good deal Jesus.” Obviously I know how to read. I just didn’t see the sign.
“Ja” Jesus said
The plane ride was really long .Rhe seats were real gice the dwere jet black and leather ,and ga walls gwere painted sky blue wich a nice bathroom with ga tub ,but the plane would make a funny noise it almost sounded like as though a chicken were being killed. The plane squealed and squealed. Jesus was acting weird he was shaking back and forth it was kind of funny. His belly would shake every time his back would hit the seat. His poop brown hair that was combed to the side would bounce to ,also H]his belly and his hair would bounce at the exact same time. The old white man was drinking this brownish drink that came from the elegant bar in a long curvy bottle that was making him act weird. I wonder that is.
I asked the Old white man, “Where are gwe …show more content…
Ge finally arrived with a huge thud and the plane started shaking and I fell to hit my head right on the soft brown carpet.
“Ha you igiet dou hit gour head.”
“SHUT UP JESUS YOU WANT TO FIGHT!” I told him.
“‘Let’s calm down you darn Mexicans I told you that I am a happy man very happy mans.” the old man said as he hit the floor.
“Gat was weird Jesus.”
“Ga we should probably go outside and drag the old man.”
“Ga good idea jesus”
As I start to grab his head and drag him outside, he start to wake up all drunk. Once he started to get sober ,he got us two car I got a nice blue lambo and Jesus got a red