The most important thing to remember is that you aren’t supposed to have even the slightest bit of a brain or personality. You’re not funny. You’re not smart. You’re not interesting. Get all those silly ideas out of your nonexistent brain. All you have to do is laugh in a very girly and high-pitched manner to all of your object of affection’s jokes—or even better—laugh at everything he says. If he asks you a question, don’t panic, and don’t even dare let him catch you say anything remotely intelligent. This could be accomplished by thinking like a beauty pageant contestant—“such as—like the—the Africa—such as—the uh…the.” He’ll think, aw, how cute! She tried to use her pretend
The most important thing to remember is that you aren’t supposed to have even the slightest bit of a brain or personality. You’re not funny. You’re not smart. You’re not interesting. Get all those silly ideas out of your nonexistent brain. All you have to do is laugh in a very girly and high-pitched manner to all of your object of affection’s jokes—or even better—laugh at everything he says. If he asks you a question, don’t panic, and don’t even dare let him catch you say anything remotely intelligent. This could be accomplished by thinking like a beauty pageant contestant—“such as—like the—the Africa—such as—the uh…the.” He’ll think, aw, how cute! She tried to use her pretend