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I would like to welcome everyone here today. I would also like to thank the Board of Education, family members, teachers and friends for where the class of 2005 is now. I'd like to start with a quote from the song Celebration by kool and the gang, "There's a party going on right here, a celebration to last throughout the year, so bring your good times and laughter too, we gonna celebrate your party with you, come now let's all celebrate and have a good time, we gonna celebrate and have a good time." Today you are all sitting here on the verge of graduating; some of us are scared, some are overjoyed and some of us are saying hey it's just another day. Well what I am telling you is; take this day for everything that it's worth. This day represents …show more content…
Most of all, everyone had a good time laughing at the Halloween costumes. There were kids dressed as the president, there were guys dressed as girls, and the administration was dressed up too. Finally senior year came around, we were all happy to be seniors. Early in the year there was a fellow classmate who died from a car accident. This left the senior class in tears, for he could no longer graduate with us and remember that day for the rest of his life. But along with every one of us he will be graduating, because our memories of him as a class can never be forgotten. I'd now like to end with a quote from the song all star by smashmouth, "Hey now you're an all star get your game on go play, hey now you're a rock star get the show on get paid." Use your knowledge wisely; we all are winners, now that we are moving on in life. Yes, we are getting older, and time is flying by, but hey remember the good times we had together as a class. Remember all the senior activities we did together, then remember that today is our last day here, so look around at the people sitting with you on this vary day, and take all those memories with you into the

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