Explain Why A Good Lady Groomer Is More Difficult Than Choosing A Gynocologist
Finding a good lady groomer is more difficult than choosing a gynocologist. I don’t get weirded out about doctors looking at my in-between because it’s so clinical. Sure, your stuff is being prodded by metallic things while a nurse is standing in a corner watching, but at least you’re partially covered with a paper gown. My doctor even puts a sheet over my legs and makes a curtain to hide behind like he’s some kind of Wizard of Vag. And that’s great, because then I don’t have to see his face and analyze every expression to try and figure out why in the heck he’s smirking, smiling, frowning, or looking liked he’s frightened of my lady junk. One time my doctor even asked me if he could bring some interns in to check out my stuff and I said “Sure! The more the merrier!”
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But going to a waxer is different.
Without the white medical coat, the tie, and the Harvard degree, things take on a totally different vibe.
Things go from clinical to peep show real fast when you’re laying on a table, butt naked from the waist down, waiting for someone wearing jeans and a t-shirt to go poking around your in-between. And even if they’re wearing scrubs, that’s not fooling me into thinking that they are nursey or doctory. There’s a place just down the road from my house where I could go buy my own scrubs if I wanted to. I could wear them everywhere everyday, but that doesn’t mean you should let me give you a colonoscopy.
Thank God.
So finding someone that makes you feel comfortable and trusty is kind of a big deal.
After trying a few different people I had finally found one that I loved. The pain level was low, the conversation was fun, and the awkwardness wasn’t even an issue because we were having such a good time talking that I totally forgot she was grooming my cracks and
But going to a waxer is different.
Without the white medical coat, the tie, and the Harvard degree, things take on a totally different vibe.
Things go from clinical to peep show real fast when you’re laying on a table, butt naked from the waist down, waiting for someone wearing jeans and a t-shirt to go poking around your in-between. And even if they’re wearing scrubs, that’s not fooling me into thinking that they are nursey or doctory. There’s a place just down the road from my house where I could go buy my own scrubs if I wanted to. I could wear them everywhere everyday, but that doesn’t mean you should let me give you a colonoscopy.
Thank God.
So finding someone that makes you feel comfortable and trusty is kind of a big deal.
After trying a few different people I had finally found one that I loved. The pain level was low, the conversation was fun, and the awkwardness wasn’t even an issue because we were having such a good time talking that I totally forgot she was grooming my cracks and