AND THIS YEAR’S MS. PHILIPPINES IS NO OTHER THAN… CANDIDATE NUMBER…10! MS. MARIQUIT PEREZ!
OH, MY GOSH! IS IT REALLY ME? I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! Thank you! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! (MWAH MWAH MWAH)
HEY, MARIQUIT! WHAT’S UP WITH THAT TOWEL WRAPPED AROUND YOUR NECK? D’YA THINK YOU’RE SOME KINDA SUPERHERO, HUH?
DUH! HELLO!! CAN’T YOU SEE THAT I’M BEING CROWNED AS MS. PHILIPPINES??? AND THIS IS MY ROBE!
HAHAHAHAHA ARE YOU KIDDING ME? MS. PHILIPPINES? GIRL, YOU’RE SERIOUS...YOU’RE SERIOUSLY HOPELESS AND INSANE! WAHAHAHAHAH!
HMP! GO ON LAUGH TILL YOU DIE! SOMEDAY I’LL PROVE YOU WRONG! KILL JOY!
SPEAKING OF KILL JOY, YOUR GRANNY IS HERE AND FOR SURE SHE’S GONNA KILL YOUR JOY!
MARIQUIIIIIITTTTTT! WHERE ARE YOU? COUNT THESE FISH BALLS AND SELL THEM!
BUT GRANNY, WHY NOT ASK ANYONE ELSE. I DON’T WANT TO SELL FISH BALLS. BEAUTY QUEENS DON’T SELL FISH BALLS!
BEAUTY QUEEN??? LOOK, IF YOU WON’T SELL THESE THEN YOU WON’T HAVE ANYTHING TO EAT FOR TOMORROW. NOW GO!
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! ME??? WITH MY PRETTY FACE AND GORGEOUS BODY SELL FISH BALLS???
EY, MARIQUIT! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BEAUTY QUEEN? WHY DID YOU TURN INTO A FISH BALL VENDOR? HAHAHAHAHA SEE, I TOLD YOU! YOU’RE GRANNY’S GONNA KILL YOUR JOY… I THINK YOU’VE GOT SOME EYE PROBLEM. YOU OFTEN SEE YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR BUT YOU NEVER SEEM TO NOTICE THAT YOU AIN’T GOT THE HEIGHT OF A BEAUTY QUEEN, YOU AIN’T GOT THE BODY AND FOR SURE YOU AIN’T GOT THE BRAINS EITHER. HAHAHAHAHAHA
ARE YOU DONE TALKING? WHY DON’T YOU JUST KEEP YOUR BIG MOUTH SHUT OR ELSE I’LL STUFF ALL OF THESE FISH BALLS RIGHT INTO YOUR MOUTH!
HEY, HEY! CHILL, GIRL! YOU’RE GETTING HOT! YOU MIGHT EXPLODE BESIDES YOU DON’T WANT TO GROW WRINKLES AROUND YOUR FACE! DO YOU?
POLICE! POLICE! HELP ME! A ROBBER!
HEY! WHAT’YA DOIN? I AIN’T NOT ROBBER!
WHAT WAS THAT MARIQUIT? WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT DID FELIX DO TO YOU? WHY DO THE POLICEMEN RUN AFTER HIM?
WELL THAT SERVES HIM RIGHT! HE HAS BEEN ANNOYING ME.
OH, POOR FELIX! MAYBE HE’LL BE BEATEN UP BY THE POLICE.
I DON’T THINK SO. I KNOW HE’S A FAST RUNNER. HEY, WHAT’S THAT YOU’RE HOLDING? (READ) SEARCH FOR MS. PHILIPPNES 2010.. AUDITION SEPTEMBER 29, 2014… ILOILO AUDITORIUM.
OH, MY GOSH! THIS IS MY CHANCE! BYE, PATTY!
OK , NEXT! …. NAME PLEASE!
GOOD AFTERNOON EVERYONE, I’M MARIQUIT PEREZ. I’M 16 YEARS OF AGE… I BELIEVE IN THE SAYING: BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OD THE BEHOLDER! ONCE AGAIN, I’M MARIQUIT PEREZ AND I’M PROUD TO REPRESENT….
AHEMMM.. UHM MS. PEREZ… ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO JOIN THE SEARCH?
YES, I’M 100% SURE! YOU KNOW WHAT I EVEN PREPARED MY TALENT! WATCH AND LEARN! (SINGS AND DANCES)
OH, MY GOODNESS! THAT’S IT! THAT’S ENOUGH! NEXT PLEASE!
BUT WAIT! THAT’S IT??? YOU HAVEN’T INTERVIEWED ME YET.
WHAT?? YOU WANT ME TO INTERVIEW YOU? ALRIGHT, WHAT THEN IS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE THAT YOU HAVE DONE IN YOUR LIFE?
WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THAT WONDERFUL QUESTION. A SIMPLE QUESTION DESERVES A SIMPLE ANSWER. WELL, SIR IN MY 16 YEARS OF EXISTENCE I NEVER HAD A MAJOR MAJOR PROBLEM. THAT’S BECAUSE I’M PERFECT! ISN’T IT OBVIOUS?
AAAARRRGGGHHH! THAT’S IT! SECURITY, SECURITY! TAKE HER AWAY!
WAIT! WAIT! LET ME GO! DID I SAY SOMETHING WRONG? I’M NOT DONE YET!
I’M SORRY MISS. WE’RE JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS. AND IF I WERE YOU, I’D BETTER GIVE UP THAT DREAM OF YOURS. IN YOUR CASE, IT’S IMPOSSIBLE.
WHAT! IMPOSSIBLE? HOW CAN IT BE? I’M PRETTY, SEXY AND INTELLIGENT.. HUHUHU
MARIQUIT, ARE YOU OK? WHY ARE YOU CRYING? HOW’S THE AUDITION?
I DON’T UNDERSTAND THEM! THEY TOLD ME TO GIVE UP MY DREAM OF BECOMING A BEAUTY QUEEN. HUHUHUHUHUHU
IT’S OK MARIQUIT. A PERSON DOESN’T NEED TO JOIN A BEAUTY CONTEST TO PROVE SHE’S BEAUTIFUL. WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS THAT YOU HAVE A GOOD HEART. AS WHAT YOU ALWAYS SAY BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER.
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