2.your parents try to hook you up with your cousins (ok eww)
3.your freezer is filled with nothing but gosht and naanai khuchk
4.you drink tea 24/7
5.you kiss everyone 3 times on the cheeks for no reason
6.your parents call food basics.."basic food" and burger king..."king burger"
7.your friends call and your parents make up the stupidest excuses...you're sleeping,..washroom...shower...eating...etc...meanwhile your sitting right beside them
8.your parents want to call you they will say everyone of your 20000000877 brothers and sisters names before they get to your name.
9.your going shopping with …show more content…
A wedding was either good or bad depending on the food n who danced
31.You haven't really had dinner unless you've had rice, like every single night for your entire life.
32.You flip out when someone mistakes you for an Arab, Hispanic or Indian
33.You curse at your teachers or strangers in Farsi
34.Talk crap and gossip about your own family
35.You cuss at your kids in Afghan with phrases that affect yourself (padaurnaulat..etc.)
36.You teach your American friends bad Afghan words and get happy when they use them in normal