A Summary Of Francine's Pastime
Confused and fearful residents in the neighborhood of Upper Lehigh report hearing screeching noises and loud, strange music late Sunday night. Upon further investigation, witnesses have discovered that this disturbance can be attributed to Francine Lamasko, who maintains that she was just singing and jamming to her favorite music—80s pop. While she will not be charged, officials recommend investing in ear plugs, especially before summer, which is said to be the girl’s favorite season and the season during which she is most active. Police understand that Francine is an annoyance to all who live in the area, but they do not yet have her in custody. It appears that law officials’ chamomile tea and daffodil trap proved unsuccessful in trapping